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Monday, June 14, 2010

it's the little things

Theres this kid that lives down the street from my grandmas house... he's always ben known as the theif of the neighborhood... he's stolen from my grandmas yard a few times... and me being me have always called him out on it and he'll try to act all hard or whatever but then backs down like the pussy he is.... and as you would imagine I make it known that he's a worthless little theif.. like if anyone ever like "you know charlie down the street" I'm like yeah that theiving little bastard I know that bitch why?" so that absolutly everyone I encounter knows exxactly how he is....... well....

This morning he popped off with something smart to a buddy of mine... and we're all just tired of dealing with him anyway, but then he hops on his bike and take off, well I happen to be walking to the store and little bitch boy passes me on his bike, stops and says to me... I got me a bat with all 3 of your names on it, just know that.... so i went on to the store and on my way back detoured to his fucking house... I was ready to see him use this bat on me and he's sitting on his little porch with his bat and I walk right up to him and he goes inside to get his mama...

Well I don't guess he realizes that his mama likes me pretty well so I'm all tellin her what he just said to me and all that and shes all get back in the fucking house and apologize to her, you don't talk that way to girls.. madder than a mother fucker at him.... (haha I got him in trouble) but anyway, I looked at his mama and serious as can be told her.. you better learn him to keep his mouth shut cause runnin it like that me, he won't come back to you one night.... Between my husband and the friends i have, I'm not scared of a soul... there isn't a persn out there who could harm me..... the ones who love me wouldn't ,let it happen.

I told Sean I don't understand whats so special about me but my friends love me.. I guess it's cause I'm trustworthy and thats rare to find anymore... but yeah the few that are real... are the best I've ever known and I'm a very lucky blessed person to have each and every one of them.
*One of the factors to me quitting my job was because after joe told that chic he was going to "smack the shit out of me" and I told sean and then sean told a few choice people... it was either quit or never let a single of my friends (or my husband) near that store again. I've had countless numbers of people tell me "I've known him for years but if he ever even threatens you again I'll be sure it's dealt with" and these are people that I met thru work that have known him for years.... but every one of them also will tell you that they know how he is and have just accepted that he's a dick... lol

I don't even care about that situation anymore though... I don't need anyone to take care of that, if i ever encountered hima nd he had one thing to say to me, I know enoughto bring him to his knees..... and I wouldn't even need skeletons anyway.....theres enough in your face things to bring him to his knees with... AND (not that i think he would at all because regardless of beiing a dick, he wouldn't hit a chic i don't think) but IF he did hit me..... I could handle that as well.... I can 100% confidently say that I could bring home a tooth or two for a prize against him... lol

But enough of that..... back to my original story...

My friend who he ran it to originally is like out for blood I'ma kill you typs person once he's pissed off and he was highly pissed off.. like he hovered around my house outside most the day just hoping he'd show up outside somewhere... Well, he came out once.. spotted my friend and bolted down the alley real quick....

well apparently while my other friend was out walking home he "found" little asshole down the street a couple streets down and ran up on him and let him know that he had a chance here....he could man up and appologize to me or he could get the dog shit beat out of him right then and there.... he agreed to appologize.

(I had NO IDEA about that part i just wrote k..k)

Well, me sean and mik are leaving to go feed the cats and asshole down the streets sitting outside and i could hear him yelling something at me.... which automatically kinda started pissing me off... so I hollered back.. hang on i cant hear you and walked my tiny little ass out to the street, instructed my child to stay in the yard regardless of anything and walked straight up to him expecting him to run his mouth... and instead he looked at me and said.... "I ran into your friend and we had a nice talk and him and i agreed that i owe you an apology" it was so fucking satisfiying how sincere he looked about it.... and scared out of his mind...... but me being me I couldnt be all sweet about it, i just said... good I deserved that. smiled and walked back to my yard and him to his...


hahahahahahaha but it was awesome.... I know to some of you it sounds just terrible but I think it's awesome........

Got to spend some time with my love yesterday..... we went flea marketing.. got a couple new nose and eyebrow rings.. i like the eyebrow ring, not sure about the nose one I'm using tho... gonna change it and see if i like the other one better.

Get to start painting in 2 days.... and get to work in a firework store during 4thof July season.... I love sellin fireworks, I'm excited. =) Not sure if I'ma take Mik with me or find someone to keep her but either way I'm workin.. hehe

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