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Wednesday, June 09, 2010

what a day sheesh

Yesterday was one of those days..... one of those days where it's a good thing that A.I'm not suicidal.... and B. I don't own a gun. (although the cop thought I might be able to take him out from atop the house or something, but we'll talk about that later)

I spent the day taking my grandma and uncle and daughter to Lowes and Sams to look at some tile for the basement and check out this stupid waste of money chair for my uncle... what should have took maybe 2 hours max took 5. and OMG my Uncle is so picky and just stuck in what he wants and to put a hungry bored 7 year old and my grandma on top of it I was ready to pull my hair out by the time we made it home.... then I had t oimmediatly leave to go get Sean from work.... Get home and relax a little...... then a friend of mine calls and asks me if I would run him to the ATM up the street, I didn't feel like it so I let my other friend who was here take the car to go take him....

Well, our car is kinda disabled (but we are used to her.. apparently my friend isn't.... well wasn't.. lol bet he remembers it next time he drives it) but anyway.... the left turn signal works... but it doesn't click itself off after yout urn so you have to remember to switch it off.. So my 2 friends go to the ATM and like a good boy he uses his turn signal to turn out.... but fails to turn it back off... and on top of that the passenger wasn't wearing his seat belt. but they get pulled over..... and cops being the dicks that cops are.. (yeah I said it... everyone of you non-protecting tax money wasting pieces of shit can kiss my ass lol) but anyway.... he asked to search my car... and my friend told him sure knock yourself out... (not like you can really tell them no anyway) but he asks for the registration and insurance and all that and of course it's my car so it's not in my friend who's drivings name and my friend who's driving has spent 5 years in the pen for GTA in the past... lol so cops like who's car ya got here? and he told him my buddy seans... well wheres sean live so he tells him... well the cops proceed to come TO MY GRANDMAS house to question us......... it was a big stupid situation that they barely got to ticket us on anything anyway but we still have court in July over it now.....

This of course isn't the whole story because theres a few extended family members who like to read what I write, then take it and make it into like a pile on their floor, roll around in it for a little while then go talk shit to everyone they come in contact with about us.... so I'll just let you "nosy noras" wonder about the rest of the story and go ahead and make up an ending to it and start spreading it around cause you'll never find out the real ending... lol (I'm such a bitch aint i)

But if I like you (and I like most all the rest my readers) then email me (seannrobyn@gmail.com) and I'll send you the full story with every detail...... and then you'll understand why I say

FUCK A COP...... worthless doughnut eating wastes of a profession.


BUT like this wasn't enough to my day..... I go with another friend to do something that is pretty illegal but really not a big deal (we went into an abandoned building) and I apparently took longer than Sean was happy with so I got to deal with him being a dick the rest of the night.... fell asleep wondering if it's possible for me to do anything right in this fucking life...

This is how I finally fell asleep last night... (most people count sheep)

I just can't do anything right.. I just can't do anything right.. I just can't do anything right.... see a pattern forming? I sure the fuck do......


I'll say it again...... fuck a cop. i hope one of you three assholes happen across my blog...

2 Comments:

At 5:43 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

umm.... kay - soo you know i need more of that story AND what the hell were you doin in an abandoned building?

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger Osbasso said...

I've got the same questions too!

 

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