Been there and back and only got this shirt! And TMI Tuesday

**My TMI Tuseday Post is below all my ramblings... I just figured since I shared tmi anyway.. might as well add the questions on to this one.. lol**


K, I wanna talk about 2 different things. Both of them are about "girly health" so you may or may not be interested... but I'm intrigued. And it may also be a little TMI in a major degree for you all too.. lol but it's my blog and I can say what I wanna!

K, 1st is this new Cervical Cancer vaccene they've supposedly got out now. When I first heard about it, I was all for it.. and I'm not saying I'm against it now, but I believe it's a HUGE case of false advertisement. It's not exactly a vaccene for cervical cancer at all. It's a vaccene for HPV. Now HPV causes cervical cancer in SOME cases, but it's not THE cause for cervical cancer. There are many different causes. And yes it says that it doesn't guard against all forms but... I don't think they should even be able to call it a cervical cancer vaccene.. I think it should be called the HPV vaccene. Because.. now let's review... What's it guard against? HPV...

lol anyway... next subject..

Ever since I started my period as a teen, I've had 3, maybe 4 periods a year. And yes.. that's VERY irregular. I took birth control for years but got off of it 2 years before I got pregnant with Mik. So during the time I took it, I was like clockwork. BUT, since I've had her, I've never gotten back on it, so for the past 4 years I've had 2, maybe 3 a year.

Now guys... if there are any guys left reading by now, you should even know by now that a girl is supposed to have this every single month. 12 times a year. I have 3 if I'm lucky.. lol

And I'm really not interested in being back on the pill, nor am I saying that I mind this situation. But my concern is.. Is something wrong with me? I've had my thyroid checked before for other reasons and all was well there. And I've searched around online for solutions and everything I come up with says that along with the irregularity, you also have facial hair and thick hair and deeper voice and all sort of testosterone related effects and I don't have ANY of those. I have thin blondish brown hair everywhere I have hair.. and I don't really have hair anywhere I shouldn't.. lol So I don't really think it's hormonally induced or whatever. I don't really have mood swimgs that much either (I'm just always a bitch.. hehe)

I do get frequent kidney stones and almost always have aches in my side and back, but I just attribute my kidney problems to that. I've had a child so I've had ultrasound after ultrasound and I've also had ultrasounds on my kidneys, gallbladder, female areas, pancreas and something else.. lol so I'd think if I had a cyst somewhere they'd have noticed by now.

Only thing I can think of is that I'm pre-menopausal. I'm only 27 but it's happened before. But then again, this is aproblem I've had my entire life so unless I started off pre-menopausal then that really can't be it. Plus I managed to reproduce and any kind of problems like that usually make you unable to have kids right? Granted I had ALOT of problems while pregnant... but I carried full term, and had a normal perfect kiddo.

Menopause is defined as "a woman needs to not have had a period for one full year. We have seen many women stop having periods in the fall or around November and think that they are finished menstruating, only to start again in the spring. This may happen for a couple of years, but it usually means that the end is in sight." Thats off some site I seen about all this.

So if Menopause means going 1 full year without a period, then besides when I was pregnant, I've done this twice. Not consecutivly, but still. I've gone a full year two seperate times without one.
So... Lucky me.. I've gone through Menopause.... TWICE. I need a shirt. I've been to menopause, and back and only got this stupid shirt!

Anyway... Now that I've spilled all my lovely little details that I'm sure you were just Oh so interested in knowing...... does anyone have any suggestions as to what else I could ask them to check out. lol

I've just run out of ideas, and I don't have insurance so anytime I go to the doctor, I really have to have one specific thing for themto check.. lol they don't just take the time and run the tests on someone with no insurnace. I need to move to Canada.

So.... I'm really just trying to see if anyone has like their sisters aunts grandma that had some strange unheard of thing that I haven't been able to think of yet.

Hehe.... and now onto the "real" TMI....

1. Ever had your toes sucked on? I'm sure Sean has before but it's not something I get off on
2. Ever had a hickey... sexy or trashy? Why? Eh, I mean sometimes they feel great but to be visible, I think they're tacky
3. Ever stolen from a store? If so, what? Yea... went through a "spree" in my teen age years... but anymore if I do it, it's an accident. lol
4. Ever got a speeding ticket? If so, how many? Just one. I've gotten out of quite a few though.. including going 108 in a 65.. hehe Yay for boobs!
5. Ever faked an orgasm? Yep, used to almost every time with my ex just so he'd get off me.. lol

Bonus (as in optional): What's the trick to being multiorgasmic? Having either a great partner, or a great imagination. =) hehe