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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Gonna kill somebody... got any land I could borrow?

I have a confession to make, Well, it's not my confession, but I'm making it on someones elses behalf.

Mom got a credit card in the mail yesterday. So she asked me to activate it for her, so I did. Well, last night Larry was at her house and I guess she mentioned this card to him. He replies with "God doesn't like scammers" She was like wtf are you talking about? So he told her that her getting these cards and using them knowing she's going to die and not be able to pay them back is scamming the credit companies, and that she won't get into Heaven if she doesn't tear them up.

Now, ok, I guess if you need to think of it that way, then yes it is scamming them, but who fucking cares? Those asshole companies make MORE than enough money off of apr and late fees and whatever else they give fees for that they can afford to write off an account or two. She didn't get it with the intentions of like maxing it out and never paying onit, she's going to make her monthly payments like she should, but if theres a balance owed when she passes, so be it.. They will get over it.

I think a few things about this... For one... Larry can rot for all I care. You don't say shit like Your not getting into heaven to someone that is dieing. And you sure as fuck don't say it to my mother.. that'll do nothing for you but get your ass kicked. Like I said, if she pays it fine, but if she wants to max it out and never make a payment I say go ahead with that too. Fuck, have some fun... you don't have much longer.. Yep it may be dishonest, but there are worse things you could do.

Well, to top that off.. 5 minutes later he starts telling her how he's been practicing Tai-Kuan-Do so that he can threaten L.C. to the point where he'll have a heart attack and die... Now correct me if I'm wrong here, and I'm not one to predict gods word or anything.. But I think that If Mom and Larry were side by side at the Pearly Gates and God looks at their file and moms says "Didn't pay off credit cards" and Larry's says "Attempted to murder an old guy" Who is going to get in? My mommy.... thank you.

I have half a mind to go ver and go off on Larry but he gets me so riled up that I'm not sure it's worth it. He's one of those people that always turn it around to what you're doing wrong and he never does anything and all his problems are caused by someone else and it just pisses me off and I get to where I can't come up with anything to say and that just pisses me off more.. lol So I'm prolly better off to just let it be. I'll just be content to sit on my porch and shoot bb's at his tomatoes at night.. lol yep you read that right.

He also told her last night that she had to choose if she wanted to be his friend or L.C's friend. She told him she didn't "have" to do anything anymore, that she wasn't "with" either of them and could be friends with whoever the fuck she wanted to. So as he was leaving he stood in her door and said "right here, right now.. make your damned choice" and again she told him no she wasn't chosing, so he said "I'll make it for you then, BYE" and left. Well don't let the door hit ya fukker.


On a brighter note...... I got a job today. =) yay. And from what he says it's perfect for me. Will have to wait and see if it really proves to be perfect or not though. lol It's 2-3 nights a week, no more than 3 nights and NO weekends. That's exactly what I was looking for and it's walking distance from me. I do have to work during the day tomorrow from 9-2 just cuz he wants to train me himself and he works during the day but one day is fine with me. So hopefully it works out like I hope. =)

1 Comments:

At 6:25 PM, Blogger Osbasso said...

You got it! Hooray!

 

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