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Monday, April 12, 2010

Candy land

Throw your hands up clap twice then stomp. Its me n granma lump n the molasses swamp. I see waterfalls dumpin into chocolate smores i left that bitch floatin and hit the peppermint forest. Lollipop trees all n the gumdrop mountains there i saw jolly molly sittin on a nut pop. She told me she was waitin on the kool aide man cuz he stuck his tootsie roll in her fillin hole an ran. I didnt give a damn i bit her head off vicious.. That rich nougat cookie dough hoe was delicious... So bring your sweet tooth bitch ima coat it n pain and all u sugar freak fakes are the same.. Im talkin bout candy land.... Its smooooth delicious.. Bitch its candy land and it aint nutritious. he he it makes no sense but i love icp. Lol

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Spring break 2010

Baby sittin a friend of mines little girls tonight. One is miks age, 7, and the others 6 months. Had forgotten how much quieter a baby was than a 7 year old. Lol i remember sayin how i couldnt wait til mikayla was old enough to kinda fend for herself.. And now she is that age and im like.. Oh how i miss the quiet. Lol no more kids for me tho. I like babies but i like them for like 2 days max lol. I kept them last weekend too and mik went and stayed last night with them so shes had a fun filled spring break. :)

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Random numbers. :)

I have been married for 10 years. I have been a mom for almost 8. Ive worked 30 hours or more weekly for 17 years minus when i was pregnant. Ive been without my dad for 17 years and without mom for almost 4 now. I have 62 credit hours n college. In my time ive clocked well over 100 hours voluntered.. i was in labor for 40 some odd hours. Im just a wee bit over 5 foot tall. Im not quite 100 pounds. I have 9 tattoos and 10 piercings. And maybe 10 people that actually make it to my ones that i trust list. I have 0 true siblings but 2 in law sibs and 1 person who will always be my brother n my eyes. was bored... Just numbers that crossed my mind. :)

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Zombie jesus n god damn girl eat somethn

So we are at seans moms house for desert today.. Sittin at the table eatin pie an his sister says something about how i eat like a man yet stay thin an i said yeah im only 97 pounds an his mom said... God lord thats almost emaciated. It imediatly reminded me of my dads mom. That lady never has a nice word 4 me. Fuck that tho. Im far from fuckin emaciated. U all have seen my pics.. Im just small. and they wonder y i get smart? Like that wasnt rude 4 her 2 say? Wtf ever. Happy fuckin easter zombie jesus day.

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Happy Easter

Happy easter. :) i offered to baby sit a friend of mines 2 girls 2nite so she could go out 4 her birthday. So in addition to my own 7 year old creature, i have another 7 year old an a 6 month old baby all nite. Both of them are really good for me tho. I never mind helpin her out. :) she always returns the favor too which is nice also. Its hard to find a good sitter who works on a trade basis like her and i do so that neither of us has 2 pay. Its kinda nice. Seans mom and my grandma were literally the only two people i had to watch her for a couple years. And grandma can only handle a couple hours at a time too. But now she has gotten used to jamies so she will stay over there sometimes. And she has stayed with alaina a few times 2. Slowly but surely gettin over that homesick thing. :)

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